the real world is 1000x worse stay in college as long as you can ok
(Source: notanegatron)
always you three
(via obscureclara)
Watch what happens when Adobe Photoshop turns random strangers into ads while they wait for their bus.
they started shipping people
this is amazing
(via theseagullsarewatching)
a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in
i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground
Ok, this was funnier than it has any right to be.
me walkin in
like what up
-THUMP-
I was expecting a little pet snake….
THIS IS NOT A LITTLE SNAKE
FUCKING HELL
that time in Jurassic Park when the raptors figure out how to open the kitchen door this is the same terror I’m feeling right now oh god
….with untamed lust.
Violate me.
Nine Inch Nails IS the best fuckmusic ever. End of discussion.
i want to feel you from the inside.
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Interesting words (Source)
waiting for the comment that we already knew what a glabella and an interrobang was from dan and phil
well you made the comment already
Whovians know Petrichor.
That is not an interrobang as I know it.
(via losthingsandbumblebies)
(Source: ashleyfosterkemp, via cuntwarrior)
this video is so freaking awkward I cant stop laughing
P
It’s literally saying “no”.
I am snorting and laughing and wheezing fjdsaklfjds IT IS LITERALLY SAYING NO
“The great thing about washing your cat is that it builds trust between you and your animal.” “NOOOOOOOOOO”
omfg
(Source: dreamandflies, via cuntwarrior)
”
JK Rowling created seven Horcruxes. She put a part of her soul in every book and now her books will live forever
-Stephen King (via howtedmethiswife)
How else do you explain Dumbledore, Snape, Fred, Lupid, Tonks, Hedwig, and Dobby?
(via vikingplumb)
I just fucking lost my shit.
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